Saturday, April 29, 2006

silly porn
well its saturday. mike is gone o a bbq and gettin drunk im having some me time. its nice to just be me. sit with just me. hang out with just me. nice for a change.

I just watched the funniest porn. reverse gang bang it was called. one guy and like 10 girls or something. too funny. and buddy ... HAHA he was spanish or italian or something and didnt know english very well, so he was talking a little funny.
anyway he was taking off one misses undies and he was like, "ooohhhh i smelly dog" and and she was like , "what? smelly dog??" probably thinking he meant she smelled bad.
haha
then he was like, "oh i smelly dog. i smell pussy everywhere!" then he started following the girls around smelling their butts. well lord jesus. i nearly messed myself.
i think what he meant to say was "im smelling like a dog does or would"
hahaha
cripes
missy all alarmed... "i smell like dog?!?!?!"

sheesh *shakes head*
too funny
see this is what i do when i have to much time on my hands. lol

well last night me and mike went to the newfie club.
hello tequilla!
mike had some for the first time. he took half a shot (which is the size or a normal shot back home. here, their shots are huge) and he danced and shook. he was like, blaaaaaawww i dont know how you can drink that!
so i was all about gettin another.
then he was like, go get a shot of newfie screetch if you want to shoot something strong.
so i went up and got me my newfie screetch.
and mike had me all freaked out saying it was 10 times worse then the tequilla and stuff. we were supposed to half it but he couldnt even stand the smell.
so then i was all freaked out thinking this stuff was gonna catch my throat on fire.
so he was like order a glass or pepsi and mix it.
mix
pffft
i dont mix my drinks.
hahaha
so i up and downed er!
it wasnt even that bad. tequilla was actually stronger i thought.
but then again by then i wanted feelin any pain. so that might have had something to do with it.
hehehe
so tthen we danced to "the night that patty murphy died" and i got homesick and then we danced to a sweet slow song to lonestar. and i realised how short i was and danced the whole thing on my tippie toes so he wasnt all hunched over.
it was funny too.. hahah walking out of the bar i was ahead of mike, holdning his hand and the guys.. everyone we passed, looked at my boobs, at my face, ALL the way up to mike then looked away. hahah he was the tallest one there. he doesnt even seem that tall to me anymore.
its funny though. id say there was 100 men and MAYBE 30 girls there.
which is okay.
theres never any lineups and the girls bathroom
heheh

oh my. thats it for now i spose. i gotta go pick my nose and pee. hehe
and then finish packing.
were moving monday evening so all our shit gotta be ready sunday night so i can come home monday and start moving right away.
im hungry today. but im sooooooooo not in the mood to cook anything. i had a couple mini pizzas earlier. but i want real pizza. mmmmm real cheesie pizza. *drools*

oh yes. and since we dont have a couch or anything, i think what were gonna do for now, cause we got nothing in the living room, is buy a couple bean bag chairs (you can get all different colors and shapes now) and put then in the living room. hehehe
like put a little table between them kinda. spread them out a little.
i think itd be totally cute.
and fine for now. not very often we sits in the living room anyway!
usually, were in the bed. *wink wink*
naw, usually we are in the room though. where the good tv is. hehe

i love everyone. i miss everyone. i hope everyone is taking care.
and update your damn blogs more!

xoxo
pezzyann was fooled on 8:50 p.m..


Saturday, April 22, 2006

And so it is..
Im homesick today. Thats just because im bored though. with nothing to do, no one to see. sittin here in tis bedroom all by myself. no one to talk to.. sittin here in this mess.

ive been listening to that friggin sunscreen song (thank you very much sheldon! haha)
is it just me or does that song make some more sense now that im older.
good lord
i was such an idiot when i was younger. but what a time i had. hah
now im an old fart. where is the time going anyway?

see thats the kind of shit i write about when ive got too much time on my hands...

*****************you are not as fat as you imagined******************************

dont be reckless with other peoples heart. Dont put up with those who are reckless with yours.

oh my. i dont know what else to be writing about. my life is pretty uneventful. im hungry. hmmmm what can i get to eat i wonder?
not much to choose from out there.
maybe ill have some grapes and skim milk.
or maybe ill just bite a piece of the cardboard bok i got in here. hahah
thats it for now. im gonna go for a walk or something.



**be nice to you siblings. theyre the best link to your past and the ones most likely to stick with you in the future**
pezzyann was fooled on 5:50 p.m..


dear lord i just want to open my mouth!

so im bleeching my teeth.
the package said only 2 hours..
tricky tricky tricky. really, its THREE hours. 20 minutes with the mouth piece in, 10 with it out, 20 with it in and 10 min with it out and keep goin till youve have the mouth piece in for 2 hours all together. which is 6 times. PLUS those 10 minute breaks inbetween. brings ya right up to 3 hours.
mike said its the quietest ive ever been lol
well ive only got one more session to go and my teeth are nowhere CLOSE to dramatically whiter. hmmmm.... waist of money? i think so!


tricky tricky people.

so pam is gone to staint anne. im thinking of you dear! i hope all goes well!! god love you. nothing like a change in life to stirr things up!

work is okay. some of the girls there are bitches. and the work if boring. lawyers suck. but they closed the office half an hour today because the hockey play offs and theyre all hockey crazed. the receptionists son is actually a player in the NHL. someone philips. whoever the fuck that is. haha

did i mention i am just addicted to pink? good lord

oh man its pretty bad when the freggin cars are so loud you have to close your window to get to sleep. and its like 25 friggin degrees out there. and even more hot in here.
oh my.

so its 10:30 on firday night. can i get a woot woot.
sittin home bleaching the teeth, nairin the ol stash. might even shave tomorrow! might even shave up the duck again, huh dave lol.
what am i talking about, im just gonna finish up my last crappy bleeching session, eat some cheesies, maybe one of those snow cone marshmellow thingies and hit the sack. then get up bright and early tomorrow and... do nothing. i wonder what its supposed to be like tomorrow.
ill get up nice and early, clean the room, shower a bit .. you know.. get the smell of house off me.

talk about wicked bad teethachs ive been having lately!
damn
thats cause i cracked my jaw tooth.. right in the friggin back. and it got a big ol saucy filling in it. so ill have to get it capped and re-filled and my teeth cleaned and i KNOW i got a cavity going on in the top row in back. i as at the dentist and its gonna cost about 1000 bucks to get the work done!! can you imagine??
i turned around, walked out and walked to shoppers to buy a tube or orajell. im just gonna numb the fuckers up for a while till i figures out what i can do about it. i dont have 1000 bucks. hell, i dont have 10 dollars. haha
im screwed!!
comin up here was some good idea! lol
riiiiiight
*slaps myself in forehead*
good lord
what was i thinking. hahah

oh holy shit thiss stuff is starting to taste nasty. YUCK. this is my last session though, thank jesus. i put a little extra cream on this time though! hehe fuckers better whiten. shit its making the tip of my tongue burn. kinda like when you gargle lysterene for too long.

anyways spose thats it for now..
ill write more later. i hope everyone is doing well and missing me and gettin drunk and drinking for me. *smiles* i love you all.
pezzyann was fooled on 1:41 a.m..


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Your name: Dave Tizzard / pamela buttler / Jamie/Jimmie/James / Jennifer Langdon

Where did we meet: Convergys /Um....in school?....at the french trip? / convergys / Blackmarsh

Take a stab at my middle name: Jessie, mary i have no idea/ hilda

Do I believe in God: Yes and he loves you / Um...yes?...i know that you and mike pray haha so...

How long have you known me: 1-2 years / a few years

Do I smoke: yes

What was your first impression of me upon meeting: omg she's crazy /Man this bitch got tits / funny and very pretty

Color of my eyes: blue

Do I have any siblings: 2

What's one of my favorite things to do: shave your duck / write, sing, drink, lesbian life partners / go downtown

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you: My legs are on FIRE / ur gay / no, Im lesley!

What's my favorite type of music: black music / um slow stuff.....or well it used to be, the vanessa carlton stuff.....and.....jann arden...you know...joan osbour / jazzy folk / contemporary

What is the best feature about me: no shame and you tell it how it is / fun 2 b around / sense of humor and whit

Am I shy or outgoing: outgoing / outgoing big time /

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: you make your own rules but you're not a rebel / id say you were more of a rebel in your younger days (since youre so old) but now you kinda follow the law and stuff....well, now youre legal age....lol so.... you dont break as many rules/

What's your favorite memory of me: there's too many to pick from / tequila shots / When we were sitting on the chairs outside on the step over to the apartments listening to Janis Joplin. "Baby".

Any special talents: Monica / um...youre very artistic!! you can make anything im sure crafty stuff / cherry stem in a knot / You'd drink me under the table any day. Also your accents are spot on. Very funny.

Would you consider me a friend: mmmmhhhmmmmm

If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Barbra Gene /LouAnn

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring? porn / your payless shoes! / hand cream /A carton of cigeretts

Single or happily married?: yeah your married you just don't have it on paper / kinda happily "married" hahaha / singly married to mike / In a long-term relationship
pezzyann was fooled on 1:23 a.m..


Wednesday, April 12, 2006

no funny stories
well i got no funny stories anymore.
nothing fun to write about. booo

oprahs lookin some nasty lately. she should not straighten her hair and out only half of it back. curls curls curls oprah! good lord.
did you know in the dictionary at work, they have "afro" definition and the have this black and white photo of someone with an "afro" hah it made me giggle a little.

im actually cookin supper tonight! im some excited. im having bbq pork chops, fries and of course, CORN! (canada fancy corn!) its about the only thing you can get up here for cheap. hah
good ol 89 cents. mmm peaches and cream.

oh my. what else to talk about?
oh yes, im going to edmonton tomorrow!
i can NOT wait!
im so excited!
maybe ill even give patsy a call

who knows
hehe

anyways enough for now
rosanne is on. mmmm cant wait for supper

xoxo
pezzyann was fooled on 9:24 p.m..


Saturday, April 08, 2006


BABY GOT HER BUTTER! LOL
pezzyann was fooled on 3:07 a.m..



its all very butt-tatsic.
man my arm looks some chubby. good lord. lol
pezzyann was fooled on 3:03 a.m..



oh my god, me in my tool cool for you coat and sunglasses heheh
freekin right
pezzyann was fooled on 3:01 a.m..


pezzyann was fooled on 2:59 a.m..


I spose its time for an update...

well i guess its about time i updated, huh?
i guess its where ive been writting amy like 4 and 5 times a day that it seems like im always writing or updating hehe

so im currently obsessed with pink! good lord. another pahse now. i pitty mike cause that means im going to be listening to the same songs over and over and over hahah
oh well.

so not much has been happening here lately. work is going well. im trying to type the "right way" the way jenn does it. man its not easy. im sooo used to typing with just 2 fingers. lol but i can certinaly go with those 2 fingers huh? chubby as they are, the can move. haha
but work is boring. type type type. and lord knows those lawyers cant talk like normal people. heres an example of something i would have to write. just say this is a cover letter that were sending to a client or something..
________________________________________________
PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL
SO AND SO ADDRESS
123 STREET
ST JOHNS SOMETHING ELSE
A1A 123
__________________
attention: clients name.. (Jon Doe)

dear: Sir/Madam (girl or boy. whoever youre writing to)

Re: Doe v. Doe (thats the names. like say they were gettin divorced)

please find enclosed herewith our most recent correspondence with (whoever) regarding the above noted matter.

we trust this is satisfactory and remain,

yours truly
campbell and cooper
__________________________________________________________

lol
wtf?
enclosed herewith? correspondence? they dont use the word "letter" or anything. everything is a correspondence.
like try using a language everyone can understand. everyone knows your half assed smart, you DID become a lawyer. no need to use all these fancy words to try and prove it. hah
theres a lot more to the format then that though. and theyre very particular about how things are done. this many spaces here, no spaces there, you missed a comma, add this word, take out this word, blah blah
i dont know. chew on my ass would ya
lol
im gettin better at it though. nothing to it now.

aside from work theres not much going on.
saw some drunk man on the side of the road the other day, lying like face down on the pavement too drunk to stand. he managed to like pull his shirt off and lie on it though. (thats skill, i tell you) anyway he kinda just lay on the ground mumbeling till the cops came and scrapped him up off the road and took him away.
it was 5:30 in the evening. LOL
tidy town.
loves it.
nothing but skeets and stuff. its a laugh. you never know what youre going to see thats for sure.

im still homesick though. miss all my friends from home. and i misssss shindig!
*heavy sigh*

I just read some very interesting lyrics from pink. hmmm what do you think shes talking about?

Put me on the table
Make me say your name
If I can't remember
Then give me all your pain
I can sit and listen
Or I can make you scream
Kiss it and make it better
Just put your trust in me
[Chorus]
Oh my God, go a little slower
Oh my God, what was that again
La da da, let me feel you baby
Let me in, 'cause I understand
Let me feel you baby'Cause I understand

[Rap]
I understand all
Now climb my sugar walls
Problem solved it's dissolved
with the solvent known as spit
Lickity lick not so quick it's a
Slick ride make my mink slide
'Cause were all pink inside

hmm climb my sugar walls?
were all pink inside?
very interesting huh? lol oh pink you silly girl!

anyway i guess thats it for now. it IS 11:30. on a friday night. im off tomorrow.. i better get to bed! haha naw, i AM tired and im soooo glad i get to sleep in tomorrow.. i need a good looooong nights sleep! even though i get like 7-8 hours everynight anyway!

oh, im going to edmonton next week!
im going out next thursday evening (catching the bus at 5:30) then coming home sunday night. going to be fun fun fun! ohhh the mall! 2 levels of payless! *creams me dras*
damnit
im all excited. haha

oh my, thats it for now, i spose.
spose ill msg again sometime soon. i miss everyone. i hope everyone is taking care.
many Xs and Os.
pezzyann was fooled on 2:36 a.m..


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{~} 19 years old
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