Saturday, April 25, 2009
Oh my god am I tired.
Im at work and my eyes are so heavy I could just close them forever. Theyre cross eyed and beggin to close. I cannot WAIT to get into bed tonight. Ill be going early too. sleep sleep sleep for a full night!
actually I wish I was off tomorrow.
If i was off tomorrow i could sleep for the ENTIRE day! I mean not leave the bed once!
I got the apartment sprayed today. The man thinks its bed bugs! *SHIVERS* but the thing about bed bugs is that its not just in the bed. Theyre attracted to the bed cause thats where you sleep and its warm and everything. they can climb up walls, in the carpet, couches, in corners of the floor, in the vents, in dressers and night stands..
VOMIT
So i took ALL my clothes and washed it last night!
actually I washed about 4 loads last night and ive got about 5 more to do tonight.
oh lord help me.
Im tired of laundry.
Im tired in general.
Im just tired!
Hopefully this takes care of it all though! gross me out.
I better not itch ANYMORE. and when i get home i have to take off all my clothes and wash it right away. And wash the towels. and wash everything.
Yikes.
Itll be nice when its all done though.
however.. the only good thing about itching is it feels REALLY good to get a good scratch! ReAlLy good. Like sometimes i sit and scratch and my eyes and half closed and rollin back and im moaning a little and just loving it!
omg this woman is stupid. At first she seemed pretty smart, talking about her wireless and her firefox. Now she cant type, cant spell, doesnt know what "enter" means, doesnt know how to do anything
Im like where the hell were you 5 minutes ago?
here is what I texted robyn a few minutes ago:
with toes all bound
despite the web
up on the later we marched
"off with their heads!"
they chanted and cursed
booze spillin out of their glasses
they smacked our face
and kicked our asses
no strangers to a fight
impossible to defeat
we put our hands up to surrender
and offer lady meat
lol
a while back (in fort mac years) I started texting her random messages, all rhyming. The weirdest things i could think of. almost like a never ending weird story. Havent done one for a while but im feelin quite creative today (all kinds of creative juices. All kinds of juices coming from my diddle!) gross. haha
So my TL quit today. She was awesome. It makes me very sad. we bought her flowers and a card and chocolates and we had a big ol team meeting. She had the loudest happiest laugh. She definitely made work enjoyable. :0(
wish I could quit!
Oh I got a ride to work on a motor cycle today! Ed gave me a ride. The motorcycle looked a lot bigger in his garage. When I saw it, however, i looked at the little tiny back seat and thought "my ass is definitely too big for that itty bitty seat" i got on all the same haha feels like im too heavy for it though. When we hit little bumps it made a silly sound and i was like oh dear lord, im gonna break the shocks! but she held. haha Thank god. Imagine, being so heavy you broke the shocks on a motorcycle! oh my nerves.
What a beautiful day today! its sunny and warm. Well, half way warm :-)
better then rain or snow haha
Anyway I suppose thats it for me for now. Im totally bored at work. Argh.
maybe Ill be a real estate agent.
Or a travel agent.
ohh or a hooker.
I could definitely be a hooker!
Im at work and my eyes are so heavy I could just close them forever. Theyre cross eyed and beggin to close. I cannot WAIT to get into bed tonight. Ill be going early too. sleep sleep sleep for a full night!
actually I wish I was off tomorrow.
If i was off tomorrow i could sleep for the ENTIRE day! I mean not leave the bed once!
I got the apartment sprayed today. The man thinks its bed bugs! *SHIVERS* but the thing about bed bugs is that its not just in the bed. Theyre attracted to the bed cause thats where you sleep and its warm and everything. they can climb up walls, in the carpet, couches, in corners of the floor, in the vents, in dressers and night stands..
VOMIT
So i took ALL my clothes and washed it last night!
actually I washed about 4 loads last night and ive got about 5 more to do tonight.
oh lord help me.
Im tired of laundry.
Im tired in general.
Im just tired!
Hopefully this takes care of it all though! gross me out.
I better not itch ANYMORE. and when i get home i have to take off all my clothes and wash it right away. And wash the towels. and wash everything.
Yikes.
Itll be nice when its all done though.
however.. the only good thing about itching is it feels REALLY good to get a good scratch! ReAlLy good. Like sometimes i sit and scratch and my eyes and half closed and rollin back and im moaning a little and just loving it!
omg this woman is stupid. At first she seemed pretty smart, talking about her wireless and her firefox. Now she cant type, cant spell, doesnt know what "enter" means, doesnt know how to do anything
Im like where the hell were you 5 minutes ago?
here is what I texted robyn a few minutes ago:
with toes all bound
despite the web
up on the later we marched
"off with their heads!"
they chanted and cursed
booze spillin out of their glasses
they smacked our face
and kicked our asses
no strangers to a fight
impossible to defeat
we put our hands up to surrender
and offer lady meat
lol
a while back (in fort mac years) I started texting her random messages, all rhyming. The weirdest things i could think of. almost like a never ending weird story. Havent done one for a while but im feelin quite creative today (all kinds of creative juices. All kinds of juices coming from my diddle!) gross. haha
So my TL quit today. She was awesome. It makes me very sad. we bought her flowers and a card and chocolates and we had a big ol team meeting. She had the loudest happiest laugh. She definitely made work enjoyable. :0(
wish I could quit!
Oh I got a ride to work on a motor cycle today! Ed gave me a ride. The motorcycle looked a lot bigger in his garage. When I saw it, however, i looked at the little tiny back seat and thought "my ass is definitely too big for that itty bitty seat" i got on all the same haha feels like im too heavy for it though. When we hit little bumps it made a silly sound and i was like oh dear lord, im gonna break the shocks! but she held. haha Thank god. Imagine, being so heavy you broke the shocks on a motorcycle! oh my nerves.
What a beautiful day today! its sunny and warm. Well, half way warm :-)
better then rain or snow haha
Anyway I suppose thats it for me for now. Im totally bored at work. Argh.
maybe Ill be a real estate agent.
Or a travel agent.
ohh or a hooker.
I could definitely be a hooker!
pezzyann was fooled on 2:54 p.m..
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Its been a long long time. Im at work so I figured why not! Got nothing better to do really.
Im back at convergys. Back to where I was 4 years ago. 9 steps forward 837 back. It was weird coming back at first. Now its natural. Lord help me.
Im sick of it though. Sick of listening to little babies wine and bitch and complain cause their play station isn't working, because their internet is too slow because they had to wait 2 hours for a technician. Theyre convinced their routers are never the problem. Its a constant argument. Constant headache. wah wah wah Every call I get that comes in makes me angry on the inside. I feel myself loosing patience for no other reason other then they called in. And thats it.
I want a new job. I need a new life plan. I have no idea what I want to do.
This job just isnt cutting it.
I also need a new apartment. My apartment makes me itch. Ive ruled out every possible thing I can think of that would be the problem. Ive replaced every soap and cream and shampoo and detergant closed the old air vent thingies and even bed. I laid a white towel down on the floor (like dad told me) and watched it for 5 minutes to see if there were fleas jumping around. I croutched over that towel and staired till i went cross eyed and never saw anything. Ive replaced an entire bed! (someone told me it could be bed bugs and that made me go crazy. I would lie in bed and close my eyes and i swear i could feel a million little bugs crawl all over me! i would throw the sheets back and inspect the situation. Get the flashlight and shine it directly on the sheets, lookin for the creepy crawlers - none ever to be found) So i went the next day and got a new bed. Then the mattress were in my room, learned against the wardrobe. I swear I could hear the little bugs in there calling out to me at night and migrating their way over to my new comfy bed. (that and it was like a freakin obsticle course in my room with me ed and the dog trying to move around) so yesterday I got some man to come and hawl it all away for $25. (there goes the money for my new bedsheets for my nice new bed) haha all the same, eds mom gave me some sheets for the bed. Cute ones too. anyway Im still itching. Im at my wits ends. AND AND AND i have freakin beatles in my house! BEATLES! big black hard shell ones with a million freakin little legs and twiggle and wiggle and squirm!
Ive already found a few (and this is only april) they give me panic attacks. There was one on the floor last night, a live one all turned over, legs pointing at me goin every which way. I freaked out. Called mom.I was screaming my head off, shakin and gettin the shivers, didnt want to touch it.
Get a tissue! mom said
But then i gotta touch it with my fingers!
get the vacume!
there isnt enough time!
les you gotta get it
*scream scream scream* im moving!
get the vacume
its alive! its moving! oh god, oh gross
- at this point it starts making its way under the bed -
oh god.
shit.
what do I do?
I grab a sandal and start wackin it. All it does it bounce around and flop around on the carpet.
oh god
this thing wont die and i dont want to get too close to it.
oh god.
i grabbed an old phone bill envelope and scooped the half squat, legs still frailing about and ran to the bathroom holding the paper out as far as my arm would reach all the while on the phone with mom still screaming and squealing like a little girl.
Those things give me the willies.
Call:
ok please restart your computer
reboot it?
yes, restart it please.
thats gonna take a while
thats ok
you want me to shut it off?
no just restart it
you mean turn it off?
no, go into start, turn off and then restart
oh shut it down?
no... RESTART IT
ohh. how do I do that.
I get that at LEAST 10 times a day. I think it's my biggest pet peeve. Come on now. COME FREAKIN ON!
SAME FREAKING CALL:
I need you to disco from your router and make a direct connection
The router isnt the problem
ok but to go through any more troubleshooting we need a direct connection
thats an inconvienance
im sorry but we need a direct connection
what do i do
have the ethernet cable going from the modem directly into the computer
do you mean router
no the modem
you want me to plug the router in?
no. the MODEM.
into my computer?
yes
from the router?
no
I am going to lose my mind. No joke. If I dont get out of this place I am going to lose my mind.
Theyre really cracking down on people here. they have a team monitoring every call you make and calling them back for them to do a survey on you. One time beind rude on the phone and youre out the door. No questions asked. they are firing people left right and center. threatening people. Making people so nervous on the phones that they dont know what theyre aloud to say or what they should say. "zero tollerance" is their new policy. If you have anything less then a chipper tone towards the customer, thats it. If you say the wrong thing, your fired. People that have been here 7,8 and 9 years are terrified that theyre saying the wrong things. they spend 8 years saying the same things and now theyre afraid its all wrong. afraid to come to work and have your card disabled for no apparent reason. firing you without even calling you to tell you. letting you show up like an idiot at the door and not be able to get in.
Zero tollerance towards customers but treat employees like shit.
I want out.
I want out so bad I dread to come to work in the day.
Theres got to be some people who love their jobs. Some people who like getting dressed in the day to go to work. To wake up happy, looking forward to a day at work.
Who are these people? where do they work?
(and what drugs are they on lol)
for reals though.
Thats what I want.
I dont want this. I dont want to come here every day. I dont want to sit here for 8 hours and listen to idiots who dont know their assholes from a hole in the ground.
Theres gotta be something better for me.
This is a long post. I dont think I can change the color of the font anymore. (which makes me sad) The blue agains the black is hard on the eyes.
unlike myself - who is pretty darn easy on the eyes if I do say so myself!
Im back at convergys. Back to where I was 4 years ago. 9 steps forward 837 back. It was weird coming back at first. Now its natural. Lord help me.
Im sick of it though. Sick of listening to little babies wine and bitch and complain cause their play station isn't working, because their internet is too slow because they had to wait 2 hours for a technician. Theyre convinced their routers are never the problem. Its a constant argument. Constant headache. wah wah wah Every call I get that comes in makes me angry on the inside. I feel myself loosing patience for no other reason other then they called in. And thats it.
I want a new job. I need a new life plan. I have no idea what I want to do.
This job just isnt cutting it.
I also need a new apartment. My apartment makes me itch. Ive ruled out every possible thing I can think of that would be the problem. Ive replaced every soap and cream and shampoo and detergant closed the old air vent thingies and even bed. I laid a white towel down on the floor (like dad told me) and watched it for 5 minutes to see if there were fleas jumping around. I croutched over that towel and staired till i went cross eyed and never saw anything. Ive replaced an entire bed! (someone told me it could be bed bugs and that made me go crazy. I would lie in bed and close my eyes and i swear i could feel a million little bugs crawl all over me! i would throw the sheets back and inspect the situation. Get the flashlight and shine it directly on the sheets, lookin for the creepy crawlers - none ever to be found) So i went the next day and got a new bed. Then the mattress were in my room, learned against the wardrobe. I swear I could hear the little bugs in there calling out to me at night and migrating their way over to my new comfy bed. (that and it was like a freakin obsticle course in my room with me ed and the dog trying to move around) so yesterday I got some man to come and hawl it all away for $25. (there goes the money for my new bedsheets for my nice new bed) haha all the same, eds mom gave me some sheets for the bed. Cute ones too. anyway Im still itching. Im at my wits ends. AND AND AND i have freakin beatles in my house! BEATLES! big black hard shell ones with a million freakin little legs and twiggle and wiggle and squirm!
Ive already found a few (and this is only april) they give me panic attacks. There was one on the floor last night, a live one all turned over, legs pointing at me goin every which way. I freaked out. Called mom.I was screaming my head off, shakin and gettin the shivers, didnt want to touch it.
Get a tissue! mom said
But then i gotta touch it with my fingers!
get the vacume!
there isnt enough time!
les you gotta get it
*scream scream scream* im moving!
get the vacume
its alive! its moving! oh god, oh gross
- at this point it starts making its way under the bed -
oh god.
shit.
what do I do?
I grab a sandal and start wackin it. All it does it bounce around and flop around on the carpet.
oh god
this thing wont die and i dont want to get too close to it.
oh god.
i grabbed an old phone bill envelope and scooped the half squat, legs still frailing about and ran to the bathroom holding the paper out as far as my arm would reach all the while on the phone with mom still screaming and squealing like a little girl.
Those things give me the willies.
Call:
ok please restart your computer
reboot it?
yes, restart it please.
thats gonna take a while
thats ok
you want me to shut it off?
no just restart it
you mean turn it off?
no, go into start, turn off and then restart
oh shut it down?
no... RESTART IT
ohh. how do I do that.
I get that at LEAST 10 times a day. I think it's my biggest pet peeve. Come on now. COME FREAKIN ON!
SAME FREAKING CALL:
I need you to disco from your router and make a direct connection
The router isnt the problem
ok but to go through any more troubleshooting we need a direct connection
thats an inconvienance
im sorry but we need a direct connection
what do i do
have the ethernet cable going from the modem directly into the computer
do you mean router
no the modem
you want me to plug the router in?
no. the MODEM.
into my computer?
yes
from the router?
no
I am going to lose my mind. No joke. If I dont get out of this place I am going to lose my mind.
Theyre really cracking down on people here. they have a team monitoring every call you make and calling them back for them to do a survey on you. One time beind rude on the phone and youre out the door. No questions asked. they are firing people left right and center. threatening people. Making people so nervous on the phones that they dont know what theyre aloud to say or what they should say. "zero tollerance" is their new policy. If you have anything less then a chipper tone towards the customer, thats it. If you say the wrong thing, your fired. People that have been here 7,8 and 9 years are terrified that theyre saying the wrong things. they spend 8 years saying the same things and now theyre afraid its all wrong. afraid to come to work and have your card disabled for no apparent reason. firing you without even calling you to tell you. letting you show up like an idiot at the door and not be able to get in.
Zero tollerance towards customers but treat employees like shit.
I want out.
I want out so bad I dread to come to work in the day.
Theres got to be some people who love their jobs. Some people who like getting dressed in the day to go to work. To wake up happy, looking forward to a day at work.
Who are these people? where do they work?
(and what drugs are they on lol)
for reals though.
Thats what I want.
I dont want this. I dont want to come here every day. I dont want to sit here for 8 hours and listen to idiots who dont know their assholes from a hole in the ground.
Theres gotta be something better for me.
This is a long post. I dont think I can change the color of the font anymore. (which makes me sad) The blue agains the black is hard on the eyes.
unlike myself - who is pretty darn easy on the eyes if I do say so myself!
pezzyann was fooled on 10:26 a.m..